Demise of the Bidet

Not that you were ever likely to see one here in the US, save in places like Hollywood.

We had one in our apartment in Spain, but we never used it; we'd usually take a quick shower, instead. Only now, when I'm fat and have lots of folds and creases in the area of my privates, do I see the utility of being able to rinse off your privates without taking a full shower. TMI, no doubt.