Friday, October 01, 2010

Ladies! Worried About Chemical Warfare Attacks?

We knew that you would be, so we've invented the gas mask bra.

No, I'm not joking.


Think about it, ladies: no more worrying when Hubby has eaten too many brussels sprouts or baked beans. If you're in the New York subway and Al Qaeda executes a chemical attack, presto! Whip off the bra and live while those around you die! Presumably you can save one of your children, because the bra has two cups, or if you're one of the unfortunate polycephalics in this country, your second head will also be protected!

Get yours now!

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