Barbecue-Related Parody

Hope you enjoy it. It helps if you're knowledgeable about North Carolina barbecue.

Stop! He who pass the Bridge of Doom must answer me questions three, ere the other side he see.

All right, go ahead. I ain't scared.

WHAT is your NAME?

My name is Bob Garner.

WHAT is your QUEST?

To seek out good food wherever I can find it.

WHAT...is North Carolina barbecue meat made out of?

What do you mean? Lexington-style or Eastern-style North Carolina barbecue meat?

Eh? I don't know that! *SPROING* Aiiiieeeeee!!


You can buy Bob Garner's book of barbecue here.