Chris Muir's Day By Day

Friday, June 01, 2012

We're Simpy Forcing You...

...to understand.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg displays his wannabe dictator personality in those first four words.

We're. Simply. Forcing. You.

That's the kind of thing that, if you say it to a man's face, he's likely to punch you out:

You can't do that, fellow.

Who are you to tell me what to do and not to do, asshole?

I'm the Mayor of New York City.

So fucking what?

If you don't do what I tell you, I'll force you to.

Force this, asshole: *PUNCH*


The tipping point has already passed. If Bloomberg can ban Big Gulps without any of you violently objecting, you're already slaves. We just need to be fitted for our government-issue shackles.

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