...but not the inclination, and one would be tempted to say not the ability, either:
A young man was killed in a brawl involving about 250 people at a New Jersey bowling alley, police said.
Police responded to reports of fighting at the Stelton Lanes in Piscataway, in central New Jersey, at about 1:30 a.m. Saturday, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported. The officers found hundreds of people "involved in a series of fistfights in the parking lot and inside the bowling alley," a police statement said.
Jamount Atkins, 23, of Newark was pronounced dead at a New Brunswick hospital.
Police said most of those involved in the brawl left quickly once officers were on the scene. Officers from neighboring Edison were called in for backup.
*I got the post title from this famous bit by Ron White: