Smut Alert

Don't read on if you're easily offended.

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"
Homeless woman given home after hugging President Barack Obama at rally."

And now, the smut:

Imagine what she might have got if she'd blown him!

*rim shot*

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Got a million of 'em.