Well, the restaurant manager has held a memorial service for the toilet.
CENTERVILLE, Utah: John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.
Christian Martinez, manager of the Carl's Jr. where John was gunned down, held a memorial service Friday at the restaurant. He gave away bottles of John's favorite toilet cleaner, Kaboom Bowl Blaster, to the eatery's first 50 patrons.
Read the whole thing, it's hilarious.
Here's a picture of the deceased:
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