Thursday, April 30, 2009

And You Don't Try To Mug The Baton Twirling Girl

Two muggers made the mistake of trying to rob a girl from a high school marching band:

The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said.

So you can add this to the list of things not to do, such as not tugging on Superman's cape, spitting into the wind, pulling the mask off the Lone Ranger or messing around with Jim Slim.

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

Great song choice, and I love the names at the end.

Bob said...

@Borepatch: thanks! I'd have to guess that Croce, had he lived, would have ended up looking a lot like Kurt Vonnegut in old age.