An Appropriately-Named Police Dog

Katie Johnson, a police constable in UK, set her dog Chaos on a robber after being shot in the leg. Chaos instead bit Katie in the arm.

It probably went something like this:

I'm shot! Get him, Chaos! Take him down!

Raawwwr! Comin' ta git ya!

Stop! I am not the robber you are looking for!

Wha'? I'm confused. Who do I bite, then?

Bite? You bite her, of course. *points* Off you go.

Right, thanks! Rrraawwrr! Comin' ta git ya!

Chaos, what are you doing?! Aieeee!

Bwaaa haaa haa! Sucker!