In the future, bionic penguins will rule the world.
Say hello to your new penguin masters.
Imagine this scenario:
Two Taliban "insurgents" are spying on a column of Coalition trucks moving down a road. The two taliban plan to explode IED's placed beside the road.
Suddenly a strange, small, flying object comes into view. The two Taliban can't believe their eyes: is it...a penguin? Are they hallucinating? The small penguin turns toward them, seems to notice them, laser eyes flash, and...SsssshhhwwoooshBAM! a Hellfire missile slams into the ground beside the two Taliban, and the resulting explosion sends them to the arms of Allah, who is waiting with 72 raisins...
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