Meanwhile, In Transylvania County...

...a woman slipped and fell over an 80-foot waterfall and...died, of course.

Ya know, I've been at the top of a waterfall that high before, over at South Mountains State Park, and nothing you could do would make me walk within ten feet of the edge of that fall. Or pretty much any cliff, for that matter. I realized in 2nd grade that I suffer from vertigo, and haven't made much effort to overcome it over the years.