Thursday, October 21, 2010

Even the SMELL of Frying Bacon Offends Them...

...so you'll have to remove that ventilation fan from your diner.

Wouldn't want a fatwa on you now, would you? Be a good little citizen subject and do as you're told, hey?

Of course, if even the smell of frying bacon is so offensive to Muslims, maybe we have a great new weapon in the War On Terror Overseas Contingency Operation. Just get some giant fans, and a lot of bacon, and...

1 comment:

Derfel Cadarn said...

I love bacon,I love bacon even more NOW. I do not care who is offended let them declare a fatwa or even jihad I fear neither them nor their petty god. No food is unclean!