Chris Muir's Day By Day

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Meanwhile, In Myrtle Beach...

...the law against wearing thong swimwear, which has been in place for 20 years (the law, not the thongs) is still being enforced:

Authorities say a North Carolina woman has been arrested for wearing a thong at Myrtle Beach.

Police say 22-year-old Tiara Garness, of High Point, N.C., was warned twice to cover up around 5 a.m. Friday on Ocean Boulevard.

Authorities say when Garness refused, she was arrested and charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure.


J.R.Shirley said...

The story is noticeably missing pictorial illustration so we can determine if this was indeed an offense. Thongs are most frequently worn by those who should not, in my experience.

Bob said...

@J.R. Shirley: The UK Daily Mail has a pic of her face here. I'll take the liberty of racially profiling her and guess that she has an outsized butt.

Murphy's Law said...

She's only 22? That girl looks like five miles of bad road.