Chris Muir's Day By Day

Friday, March 07, 2014

Headline of the Day

Lib Dems all shook up by being beaten in an election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party which wants brothels to give OAPs a 30% discount.

To translate, the Liberal Democrat party in UK was defeated in a local election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party, which wants whorehouses to give retirees (Old Age Pensioners) a 30% discount.

Damnit, I wish the US had a Bus Pass Elvis Party. They can't be any worse than what we have already.

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