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Lib Dems all shook up by being beaten in an election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party which wants brothels to give OAPs a 30% discount.

To translate, the Liberal Democrat party in UK was defeated in a local election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party, which wants whorehouses to give retirees (Old Age Pensioners) a 30% discount.

Damnit, I wish the US had a Bus Pass Elvis Party. They can't be any worse than what we have already.