Let's Max Out The Redneck Stereotypes, How About It?

A story about a minor crime in South Carolina becomes comedy gold as you read each paragraph:

A driver who police say was in violation of the state's obscene bumper sticker statue ran after being pulled over Friday night.

Police pulled over a car on Lige Street in Rock Hill around 8 p.m. because the vehicle had fake male body parts hanging from the rear of the car, according to a Rock Hill police report. That violates a state obscene bumper sticker statue.

I'd be willing to bet that the "fake male body parts" were Trucknutz.

The driver of the car pulled over to the side of the road, and then ran from the vehicle, the report said.

Officers lost sight of the suspect in the woods because of aggressive pit bulls, according to the report.

In the car, officers found an open bottle of gin and digital scales, the report said. The car smelled of marijuana.

Don't it just sound like an episode of Cops?

It should be noted, though, that it looks as if you can be pulled over in SC simply for having Trucknutz or one of those stickers of Bill Watterson's "Calvin" urinating on various objects, usually the car owner's least-favorite NASCAR driver.