"Judge Denies Request To Examine Penis."
Jeffrey Epstein's penis cannot be examined by lawyers for women who say the billionaire sex offender abused them, a Palm Beach, Fla., judge ruled Monday.
The shape of Epstein's penis is not relevant to the civil cases against him, Circuit Judge Donald Hafele ruled. If it becomes relevant, Hafele said he would reconsider the request.
One of the women described Epstein's penis as egg-shaped, which would be an important identifying characteristic, the woman's lawyer, Spencer Kuvin, had argued.
Lots of jokes available for this case, huh? How might testimony go: Madam, you have described the accused's penis as egg-shaped; what about its size? Would you describe it as a large, an extra large, or a jumbo? In color did it more resemble a brown egg or a white egg? Is it likely that the contents of this "egg" were organic and free-range?
And so on...
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