He's 7 feet tall, with red eyes, three pointed fingers on each paw, and a hunger for car and truck fenders.
And he might be back - if he ever left Lee County, S.C.
We're talking about Lizard Man, the rumored creature who attracted an estimated 50,000 curious people to Lee County in 1988, when the first reported sightings made national headlines.
I wonder if it's a Gorn?
Shatner's a little long in the tooth to tackle this one, I think. Maybe he can get it a cheap airline ticket and encourage it to take its scaly ass out of SC?
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Sounds like the folks in Lee County are getting a little too much 'shine.
I've imbibed some of that from South Carolina, and I can understand it happening.
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