Monday, July 11, 2011

Yet Another Reason To Go Heeled

Fork assault at a BBQ.

When forks are outlawed...

Wonder if it was an assault fork?

I guess you'd need to carry your BBQ gun in such cases.

Fork you, you insensitive bastard! she probably said.

1 comment:

TOTWTYTR said...

The article doesn't mention it, but I bet that alcohol was involved.

There's a "Stick a fork in him, he's done" joke in there somewhere, but damned if I can find it!