Jesus H. Christ With An Erection!

If you were to ask yourself the question, self, where might I find a statue of Jesus Christ with an erection? the answer would very likely be In an art gallery, of course.

So it is, and so a UK man is suing a gallery in Gateshead for offending his Christian religion.

Here's a pic:



Not certain of the size of the statue, but a smaller version would be a great place to hang your keys. And a full-sized version would be a great place to hang a hat.