Monday, June 06, 2011

The Suspense Is Terrible...

...I hope it lasts.*


*Quote taken from here. (Unfortunately, embedding disabled.)

And really, doesn't Weinergate call for its own Oompa Loompa song?

Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I have another riddle for you
Oompa Loompa doopa doo dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you show off your dick?
Unwelcome attention from that Breitbart prick.
It would have been better to keep it well hid;
Now the whole world knows what you did!
The USA is laughing!

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo,
If you are modest, you will go far;
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa loompity do!
Loompity doo!

1 comment:

ajdshootist said...

You have that to keep you amused we have football player Ryan Giggs and who he is playing away with behind his wife back so far a Welsh model & his Brothers wife who's next!