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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Mutt of Kiliminjaro

Kilimanjaro is a snow-covered mountain 19,710 feet high, and is said to be the highest mountain in Africa. Its western summit is called the Masai "Ngaje Ngai," the House of God. Close to the western summit there is a scampering, mangy mutt of a dog. No one has explained what the dog is seeking at that altitude.

I doubt that I'll be the only blogger to parody Hemingway today.

Posted by Bob at 8/31/2011 10:59:00 AM
Labels: africa, books, critters, mountains

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