Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Don't Bring A Waffle To A Gunfight, Even At Waffle House

A couple of disadvantaged citizens acted out in a way typical of our disadvantaged citizenry, resulting in one of them being shot.

B*tch, I done tole you I don't do no scattered n' smothered...

Distressingly, the shooter won't even be able to find work at Waffle House-level jobs in the future, thus guaranteeing an existence on welfare and other government-sponsored financial assistance programs that the tax dollars of the gainfully employed will be forced to fund.


h/t Drudge Report.

1 comment:

TOTWTYTR said...

Probably won't get much of tip, I'd guess. I also wouldn't be surprised to find out that they aren't total strangers.