Tuesday, May 05, 2009

UK Home Defense: The Booby Trap And The Cricket Bat

The booby trap will, of course, result in the homeowner being arrested, and the cricket bat is cautioned against.

What do the police suggest you do?

Turn your house into a castle/prison, lots of locks, bars and other passive security measures.

*laughs, sings to self*

Rule, Britannia, Britannia rule the waves,
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves!

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