Friday, May 22, 2009

He Can Run, But He Can't Hide

Actually, since he weights 555 pounds, he probably can't run, either.

I can just hear the cops now:

Dispatcher: All units are advised to be on the lookout for a mother and son who have fled in violation of a custody order. Boy weighs 555 pounds.

Cop 1: Does he answer to "Shamu?"

Cop 2: Does his shirt say "Goodyear?"

Cop 3: Let's stake out all the McDonald's in town, we're sure to get him.

Cop 4: Do they even build cars that will hold the little fella?


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