Only A Kung Fu Master Could Do That

A 13-year-old Albemarle Road Middle School student is in trouble with the law after allegedly threatening a fellow student on school grounds Thursday.

School officials say the student brought a knife with a 2 1/2-inch blade onto school grounds, opened it, and pointed it toward another student's stomach.

The other student was not hurt, Robbins said.

Yah, I've never been successful at hurting someone just by pointing a knife, either. Probably a Kung Fu master could do it, and I've heard that Australian Aborigines can kill you by pointing a bone at you, but this was a knife with a 2.5" blade. C'mon.