Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It Must Have Been An Assault Lawn Chair

Police say a Statesville man has been charged with robbing a man and beating him with a lawn chair.

The Record & Landmark of Statesville reported that 36-year-old Kenneth Wayne Mills of Statesville is charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and robbery with a dangerous weapon.

Officials say they found a lawn chair with blood on it near where the victim was assaulted.


When lawn chairs are outlawed, only outlaws will sit in lawn chairs. Makes 'em easy to spot.

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