Look At This Picture...

...and see if you can tell which of these two gay penguins is the...uh...pitcher and which is the...um...catcher in the relationship?



Now, I won't claim to be any sort of penguin sex expert, but it looks rather obvious to me that the penguin on the right is a bit embarrassed by the entire situation, and hates that he's a public spectacle. The other penguin has that cocky yah, he's my bitch sort of look about him.

Then again, I could be wrong. I often am, although my girlfriend Sara kindly describes me as confused.

Ah, well. Discuss it among yourselves, if you like.