Monday, July 12, 2010

The 2010 Dress Conversation

Wife, posing in front of mirror, looking back over her shoulder: Does this dress make my butt look big?

Husband, trained by years of experience to give the proper response: Of course not. It's the smallest I've seen it, as a matter of fact.

Wife, in tones of hurt and outrage: You bastard!

Husband: What? What'd I say?

Pertinent story here.

This Year It's Ass-Backward.

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