The things that Trump needs to focus on if he's going to be a successful president:
Give us back our:
Incandescent light bulbs
Old-fashioned gas cans that pour gasoline into gasoline tanks, and not onto the ground.
Gasoline without alcohol in it.
Coca-Cola without High Fructose Corn Syrup in it.
High-capacity toilet tanks that flush your entire turd in a single flush.
Shower heads without water saver restrictors.
A complimentary glass of water at all full-service restaurants.
A return of full-service gas pumps so you can, if you prefer, get your oil, wiper fluid, and tire pressure checked and topped off as necessary.
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