Still Discussing Hitler's 'Nads

"Hitler had a deformed micro-penis and only one testicle, medical records reveal."

Further research concluded that Goering had two testicles, but rather small; Himmler's were similar, and Goebbels had no balls at all.

Yer Wince-Inducing Headline of the Day

"Alabama jury awards farm worker $4M after accident left him with skinned genitals."

"Man's genitals became entangled in the drill of a post hole digger."

Ow ow ow ow!

What Every Single Woman Needs

"Scrotal Sack" handbag.

Married women, of course, already have a similar handbag, courtesy of their husbands.

That's One Expensive Ball

$35K for one lousy little testicle?

Yer Wince-Inducing Headline of the Day

"Man Dies After Pit Bull Bites Off Testicles."

Ouch.

He Couldn't Bear To Live Without His...

...'nads.

A dog that became an Internet sensation after crashing an Indiana half marathon has died just a week after receiving a medal for completing the race.

The 100-pound chocolate Labrador retriever named Boogie ran most of the 13.1 miles in the Oct. 5 Evansville event after escaping his leash the night before. Owner Jerry Butts made an appointment for the dog to be neutered after the race to curb his wandering ways.

The Evansville Courier & Press reports that Boogie died Tuesday of an apparent heart attack. He was 10.

To be fair, the article doesn't make absolutely clear whether Boogie actually died after the loss of his 'nads, or whether he died over the prospect of losing them. Still, you have to sympathize with Boogie, at least if you're a man.

Headline of the Day

"Want to know if your partner will be a good dad? Measure his TESTICLES: Men with small glands are more involved in parenting."

Notify AC/DC:

Headline of the Day

"Rare fish nicknamed the Nutcracker that bites men's testicles as they swim is found in the River Seine."

Merde!

Headline of the Day

"Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavours - and they're vital for fertility."

Oooookay.

Gargoyle Has Nards*

An Arizona town is gobsmacked by an anatomically correct gargoyle statue.

Well, if gargoyles were real, that is. This is all supposition, after all.

*bonus points for anyone who can identify where I paraphrased the blog post title from.

Why I Read the UK Daily Mail

So I can see pictures of blue monkey balls.

And a blue monkey taint, too. Here, take a look:

Ladies, Now You Can Have One of Your Very Own

You can put your makeup in it, mebbe.

Of course, that's for you single ladies. Married ladies already have the ones formerly owned by their husbands. ;-)

Yer Wince-Inducing Headline of the Day

"Man wakes to find his girlfriend biting through his scrotum after falling asleep in the middle of an argument."

Damn, at least Loreena Bobbitt used a knife.

Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

"Yogurt Diet Leads To 'Swaggering' Mice With Larger Testicles."


I Guess I'd Swagger Too. Or Stagger.


h/t Weasel Zippers.

The Girls Want Their Lap Dances Back

"Feds: Man passed fake $20 bills at strip club."

Not really. I bet they'd like to kick him in the nards a few times, though.

Nards? First heard them called that here:

Headline of the Day

"Fake Testicle Trial Continued To Next Month."

Truck nuts.

On Second Thought, Leave My Gonads Alone

Over at Reason Magazine, Steve Chapman discusses why men with prostate cancer should just live their lives and ignore it.

Down In a Deep Dark Hole

Buried alive by a serial killer, he managed to free his tied hands, dig himself out of the shallow grave he had been buried in, fight off the serial killer's dog, and escape.

Man must have 'nads the size of grapefruits.

Post title from the Gillian Welch song:

Yer Wince-Inducing Headline of the Day

Calif. man tries to remove hernia with butter knife.

Ouch.

Yet Another Reason To Go Heeled

Psycho barber.


h/t The Drudge Report