S.W.A.

Spammaz With Attitude:

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Happy Thanksgiving!": The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.


*NFL Jerseys*


*jordans for cheap*

I guess they've decided to operate on the principle of the dunk tank carny,using insult to achieve their goal.

Frank James Has a New Blog

Shooting the Breeze and Other Things.

This was a result of his old blog being hijacked by a spammer. Hope you'll all go over to the new blog and wish Frank well.

For Any Friends of Frank James...

...it looks as if his inactive blog has been hijacked. If you know his email address, phone number or simply live within shouting distance of him, you might make him aware of that.

Thanks.

Wow.

Jennifer Anniston just sent me an email with the subject line "Oprah lost 55lbs."

I bet she'll gain it back, Jen. Say hello to Justin for me, would you? Tell him I like his dad's books. Thanks!

update: Jen emailed me again to inform me that Rachel Ray lost 49 lbs, and now Salma Hayek is emailing me, too! Yowza!

Update 2: And Ellen DeGeneres just emailed me that Jessica Alba is on her way to Spain to buy a dress. How'd I get on the A-list for email, all of a sudden?

One Spam To Rule Them All

Got this one in comments on one of my old posts:

A kinky foetus asked his mama: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The archaic lady tried to end this stimulus to coach her youngster: “It is because of you, dear. Every foetid melee of yours codification revolt a fair of my hairs cloudy!”

Let me see you beat that one. Any of you. I dare you.