Headline of the Week

Mother tried to flush pet monkey down lavatory after offering it cocaine.

Meanwhile, In Sochi...

...there's things they don't want you doing in the toilets:

I'm not certain about that scenario on the bottom right, myself.

Update: That last panel has proved baffling to the Twitter community, as Twitchy notes here. Apparently the final panel means Do Not Inject Drugs In Bathroom.