Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Use the Force, Tard!

"Jedi Knight', 33, jailed for fighting Taser police armed with toy LIGHTSABER."

Officers had been alerted to an incident inside a Toys R Us in Jantzen Beach after a man allegedly used a toy lightsaber to attack people.

According to police, by the time officers arrived three people had been assaulted by a man brandishing the toy.

Officers said they tried to calm the man down but he kept swinging the lightsaber and shouting incoherently.

So they then tried to use a Taser on him, but the man managed to break the wires free using the toy.

Abandoning the Taser attempts, police then wrestled the man to the ground before taking him into custody.

David Canterbury, who was arrested at the scene, was treated for injuries and taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation.


I'd guess his midichlorian count is a bit low.

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