Tuesday, July 29, 2008

He Needed A Bowling Ball... (Warning: Grossness)

...so he murdered a stranger and chopped off his head for that purpose.

Which reminds me of Joseph Wambaugh's novel The Delta Star, in which a jaded detective calms down a rookie cop who is jabbering hysterically about a human head involved in a crime by telling the cop that if the head still has the eyes, that you can't bowl with it, so what good is it to anyone?

Which, even if you account for the eyes, makes you wonder about where you put your thumb...

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