Friday, July 25, 2008

You Ain't No Miguelito Loveless

The midget burglar I blogged about here is now trying to justify himself.

Says he can't find any other work, so he'll be a career criminal.

Well, if that's the best you can do, then at least aspire to greatness; try to be the world's best midget blackmailer, or poisoner, or forger; not a low-life occupation like scrap metal burglar. Go for the gold, kid.

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