Wednesday, April 08, 2009

No Man Farts On Me And Lives!*

In Waco, Texas, a man was attacked by a hotel roommate after farting.










*paraphrase of a quote by Confederate general Nathan Bedford Forrest during the Civil War. Forrest accused one of his men of cowardice after a battle, and the man returned with a pistol and shot Forrest. Forrest, trimming his fingernails with a pen knife at the time, shouted No man kills me and lives! and stabbed the man with the pen knife, which resulted in his death a short time later.

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