Chris Muir's Day By Day

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Indoctrination Chronicles #5

It's your first day of college at Michigan State University! A lot of money was spent, most likely by your parents, or perhaps you got student loans, and here you are in your freshman English class with Professor William Penn; what knowledge does Professor Penn want to impart on your first day of school? This:

“If you go to the Republican convention in Florida, you see all those old people with all the dead skin cells washing off them – uh, they’re cheap. They don’t want to pay taxes because they’ve already raped this country and gotten everything out of it they possibly could.”

Bastard has tenure, no doubt.

Update: He didn't have tenure! There is a God!

Update 2: He has tenure, after all. God is dead?

4 comments:

ProudHillbilly said...

I paid for my daughter's undergrad degree. So I don't have money to pay for someone else's. Deal.

Murphy's Law said...

They're now saying that he'll keep his job and his salary, even though he's not teaching this semester. I'm not happy and as a graduate of that institution, I'll be letting the alumni association know.

Bob said...

@Murphy's Law: new rule prohibiting students from recording teachers in 3...2...1...

Old NFO said...

This is another one we need to force out... We've done it before... :-)