Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Newest Entry Into the "Fast & Furious" Movie Franchise Is...

...Small and Spurious.

Ten-year-old boy who claimed he was a dwarf after police saw him driving his parents' car is caught AGAIN after taking another car.

Norwegian boy, 10, took his aunt's car for a 20 mile joyride

This the second time in under two weeks the boy has 'stolen' a car

Previously caught having driven 7miles with his baby sister in the back

Told police he was a dwarf who forgot his driver's licence

Hey, it could work. Is Hervé Villechaize still alive? No? What about the Mini-Me guy? *makes phone with hand* Call me.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

I'm not even going to ask... sigh