Now That's a Revenue Stream I Can Get Behind...

...so to speak.

ALBANY, Ga. -- Officials in Albany, Ga., say the city's ban on saggy pants has generated nearly $4,000 in fines in less than a year.

City Attorney Nathan Davis says 187 citations have been issued and $3,916 in fines collected since the ordinance went into effect Nov. 23, according to the Albany Herald.

If You're Going To Own and Wear...

a shoot-me-first vest, it might as well be a cool one:

I Wonder If They'll Be Sued For Discrimination...

...by a skinny girl?

A new fashion magazine in UK promises to focus on the needs of full-figured women and not use skinny girls as models, and not offer diet tips.

I don't think I'd kick this one out of bed:



How say you?

The 2010 Dress Conversation

Wife, posing in front of mirror, looking back over her shoulder: Does this dress make my butt look big?

Husband, trained by years of experience to give the proper response: Of course not. It's the smallest I've seen it, as a matter of fact.

Wife, in tones of hurt and outrage: You bastard!

Husband: What? What'd I say?


Pertinent story here.

This Year It's Ass-Backward.

The Return of the Monocle

In UK, not US. Yet.

I'll forever associate the monocle with Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes:

A Place To Hang Your Hat

Croatian fashion designer Roland Lodoli has invented push-up briefs for men that work on the WonderBra principle to enhance your modest assets.

I hope that this doesn't signal a return of the codpiece.