Husband, trained by years of experience to give the proper response: Of course not. It's the smallest I've seen it, as a matter of fact.
Wife, in tones of hurt and outrage: You bastard!
Husband: What? What'd I say?
Pertinent story here.
Monday, July 12, 2010
The 2010 Dress Conversation
Wife, posing in front of mirror, looking back over her shoulder: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Husband, trained by years of experience to give the proper response: Of course not. It's the smallest I've seen it, as a matter of fact.
Wife, in tones of hurt and outrage: You bastard!
Husband: What? What'd I say?
Pertinent story here.
This Year It's Ass-Backward.
Husband, trained by years of experience to give the proper response: Of course not. It's the smallest I've seen it, as a matter of fact.
Wife, in tones of hurt and outrage: You bastard!
Husband: What? What'd I say?
Pertinent story here.
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