Yer Head-Shaking Story of the Day

"Stolen fire truck kills man, crashes."

PORT ROYAL -- A nude man stole a fire truck while firefighters were answering a medical call Friday afternoon, then raced off, hitting multiple cars and killing a pedestrian before crashing into a tree, authorities and witnesses said.

That's Port Royal, SC. Click the link to read the rest.

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Naked Came The Strangers

If She's A Hot MILF, It's Not Really Harassment.

It's a sort of WTF? story. A 47-year old female Swedish teacher flashed her breasts to discourage a student from drawing obscene doodles on the blackboard.


Couple of different ways to interpret the story, which is only three short paragraphs. One is that the teacher is such a hot MILF that she promised a boob flash as a reward for stopping the doodling; the other is that she's such a hag that she flashed boob as a sort of punishment.