Actually, since he weights 555 pounds, he probably can't run, either.
I can just hear the cops now:
Dispatcher: All units are advised to be on the lookout for a mother and son who have fled in violation of a custody order. Boy weighs 555 pounds.
Cop 1: Does he answer to "Shamu?"
Cop 2: Does his shirt say "Goodyear?"
Cop 3: Let's stake out all the McDonald's in town, we're sure to get him.
Cop 4: Do they even build cars that will hold the little fella?
etc.
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