Thursday, August 20, 2009

Headline of the Day

"Mounties Clear Teens of Moose Abuse."

And if that's not enough, there's a "related stories" box with these tantalizing headlines:

Related Stories

* Canadian boys accused of beating moose
* Moose makes a mess of interstate
* Utah denies blame for rampaging moose
* Moose creates spectacle at race course
* Alaska moose Milwaukee bound
* Moose 'fell from the sky,' died on impact
* Moose death on Alaska schoolyard probed
* Moose rescued from icy lake will survive
* Six moose die after being tranquilized
* Moose reported on man's house

UPI. Your source for moose news. All moose, all the time.