Thursday, April 21, 2011

It Was An Assault Spoon, No Doubt

In Prichard, Alabama, a man gouged his uncle's eyes out with a spoon.

No word on whether it was a high-capacity tablespoon.

Or perhaps it was one of those plastic spoons, the kind that can pass through an airport metal detector? Ban 'em. Ban 'em all, I say.


1 comment:

Noah Bawdy™ said...

Ban sporks too !

Harumph !