Sunday, March 04, 2012

Sumdood Sexes Sexegenarian, Steals Car

A 61-year-old Rock Hill woman woke up to find her car —and her overnight guest— gone earlier this week, according to a police report.

The woman told police she met a man at a local bar and invited him back to her apartment. He ended up staying the night, according to a Rock Hill police report. She told authorities they got to her apartment around 6 p.m., and she went to bed at 8 p.m.

The next morning, the woman woke up and noticed the man was gone, the report says. Six hours later, while searching for her car keys, the woman realized her white Honda Accord was missing.

She said the man is a regular at the Sledgehammer Saloon, but could only identify him by his first name. She told police she did not give him permission to take her car.

61 is a little long in the tooth for one-night stands with strangers, ain't it?

1 comment:

BobG said...

The guy must have been wearing some epic beer goggles.