Thursday, August 30, 2012

Farming Rhinos For Rhino Horn?

Well, it's probably easier than trying to teach a billion ignorant, superstitious Chinamen that rhino horn won't really make their little dicks hard.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

LOL, true dat! :-)

NotClauswitz said...

Can't they make a synthetic horn with some DNA and a centerfuge? Or counterfeit, like they always do?
I think we should take ALL their dick-money.

Bob said...

@NotClauswitz: You'll note in reading the article that even farmed rhino horn isn't held to be as effective as the wild equivalent; pure superstition, as I said. Presumably the last horn of the last rhino killed on the earth would be of surpassing puissance, and thus priceless.

On a Wing and a Whim said...

I'll bet that "farmed == not as good as wild" is only held by disappointed customers who'll believe their superstition over the evidence... and by people who'd prefer the stream of money from the poachers and smugglers not dry up.