Sunday, January 05, 2014

The Story of "O" As Written By Tolstoy

"Woman rushed to hospital after painful THREE-HOUR orgasm."

The boyfriend just scrapes his toe on the ground, blushes slightly and says, "Ah, Hell, least I could do. Happens all the time." Then he winks.

Hmmm, I think you could re-write the lyrics to The Ballad of Gilligan's Island to suit this scenario...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

A tale of a fateful night

That started in a king-sized bed

And gave a girl a fright.

Her mate was a mighty loving man

His technique strong and sure

His girlfriend she set sail that night

On a three-hour tour, a THREE-HOUR TOUR!

The climax started getting rough

The tiny girl was tossed

If not for the courage of that lovin' man

The girl she would be lost, the girl she would be lost!

The girl came down in the bed of this hospital emergency room

With doctors, and nurses too

A rescue squad (with Jaws of Life)

No movie star, but

Newsmen and cameraman,

Here on Orgasm Aisle!

1 comment:

Rev. Paul said...

I believe you've outdone yourself, sir!