...and you'll see a picture of this guy:
A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because his penis was too big, according to media reports.
Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother-of-three, asked for her marriage to husband Ali Maizinari to be dissolved due to his large manhood.
After their first unsuccessful attempt at making love, she took medication given to her by her mother.
'I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,' she said to Nigerian media.
According to Dannupawa, the couple had sex again but it was 'too much to bear' and the couple concluded that no drug could help their sex life or their marriage.
Maizinari did not deny the accusation and told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.
He just has to find the right woman:
Showing posts with label dicks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dicks. Show all posts
Thursday, March 05, 2015
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Nation of Anteaters
"Almost three-quarters of Danish people 'want to ban circumcision.'"
*Imagines ban leading to back-alley circumcisions by Jews and Muslims*
*Imagines ban leading to back-alley circumcisions by Jews and Muslims*
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Don't Be Pissing Off the Gypsies...
...or the gypsies will make it difficult for you to piss.
Did gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22.
A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.
Police brought a busy dual carriageway to a standstill today to hunt for a penis after he was discovered severely injured at the side of the A-road.
The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning, Cleveland Police have confirmed. It has been reported that the man was seen searching in undergrowth.
A member of staff at Asda close to where the incident happened said he heard the man had suffered the horrendous injury to his groin.
Well, I guess he can get a job with the EPA now:
Did gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22.
A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.
Police brought a busy dual carriageway to a standstill today to hunt for a penis after he was discovered severely injured at the side of the A-road.
The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning, Cleveland Police have confirmed. It has been reported that the man was seen searching in undergrowth.
A member of staff at Asda close to where the incident happened said he heard the man had suffered the horrendous injury to his groin.
Well, I guess he can get a job with the EPA now:
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Headline of the Day
"Tattoo artist jailed after inking 40cm-long penis on victim's back after he agreed to a dragon design."
That ought to be grounds for use of lethal force, IMO.
That ought to be grounds for use of lethal force, IMO.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Thursday, January 09, 2014
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Yer Johnson Or Yer Life
A box cutter and a trailer were involved, as you might imagine, as was threats to tie the victim to a tree.
I didn't know that the area south of Indianapolis was that much of a Deliverance-style wilderness, myself...
I didn't know that the area south of Indianapolis was that much of a Deliverance-style wilderness, myself...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Don't Be Dissin' Little Richard
"Husband 'stabbed his wife of 24 years to death after she taunted him about the size of his manhood.'"
Don't tell a girl she's fat, and don't tell a man he has a tiny dick. Such disclosures rarely end happily.
You'll recall that the the scenario that started Clint Eastwood's Oscar-winning film The Unforgiven was a prostitute laughing at a cowboy's small penis.
Don't tell a girl she's fat, and don't tell a man he has a tiny dick. Such disclosures rarely end happily.
You'll recall that the the scenario that started Clint Eastwood's Oscar-winning film The Unforgiven was a prostitute laughing at a cowboy's small penis.
Monday, October 07, 2013
Foreskin Envy
A.K.A. "The Triumph of the Anteater."
No further comment necessary, I think. Other than a poll of my readers to figure out numbers:
No further comment necessary, I think. Other than a poll of my readers to figure out numbers:
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Can He Still Be the Man From Gigante...
...after he...um...cut it off?
*rush of readers desperately clicking on the link to find out what got cut off*
*rush of readers desperately clicking on the link to find out what got cut off*
Monday, February 25, 2013
Tale of the Tape
"Size DOES Matter: Pollution Which Is 'Shrinking' Otter Penises Could Be Affecting Humans, Too."
Scientists have uncovered a worrying trend in 'shrinking' male sex organs in otters - and warn it could start be affecting human men too.
Research into the water mammal suggests that modern chemicals may be to blame for the alarming phenomenon of shrivelling organs.
A report by the Cardiff University Otter Project indicated the animal - one of Britain's best-loved predator species - is not in the rudest health.
Analysis found a decrease in the size of penis bones in male otters along with other changes that gave 'cause for concern' about the size of sex organs.
It questions if endocrine disrupting chemicals - also known as hormone disrupters - could be to blame.
And experts are warning the study could be behind similar problems in humans with increasing number of boys born with undescended testicles, sex organ malformation and reduced sperm counts.
I've Got Some Bad News For You and the Missus.
Scientists have uncovered a worrying trend in 'shrinking' male sex organs in otters - and warn it could start be affecting human men too.
Research into the water mammal suggests that modern chemicals may be to blame for the alarming phenomenon of shrivelling organs.
A report by the Cardiff University Otter Project indicated the animal - one of Britain's best-loved predator species - is not in the rudest health.
Analysis found a decrease in the size of penis bones in male otters along with other changes that gave 'cause for concern' about the size of sex organs.
It questions if endocrine disrupting chemicals - also known as hormone disrupters - could be to blame.
And experts are warning the study could be behind similar problems in humans with increasing number of boys born with undescended testicles, sex organ malformation and reduced sperm counts.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
You Keep Saying That Word...
...I do not think it means what you think it means.
Harbour master Gregorio De Falco - the man who told the cowardly Costa Concordia captain to 'Get Back on Board for xxxx's sake' - today woke up to find himself a national hero.
Headlines in Italian newspapers roared 'De Falco Idol' and 'Thank you Captain' as De Falco tried to play down the infamous four minute recording berating Francesco Schettino.
T-shirts with the phrase in Italian 'Vada a Bordo, Cazzo' (Get on board, damn it) were being snapped up for £12 after an enterprising online clothing store advertised them on the web.
Cazzo is not Italian for "damn it." It's the Italian word for a man's sexual organ, so a more literal translation would be, "Get back on board, you prick."
I guess the spirit of Thomas Bowdler is alive and well at The Daily Mail.
Here's a screen grab of the story, in case the newspaper changes it:
Harbour master Gregorio De Falco - the man who told the cowardly Costa Concordia captain to 'Get Back on Board for xxxx's sake' - today woke up to find himself a national hero.
Headlines in Italian newspapers roared 'De Falco Idol' and 'Thank you Captain' as De Falco tried to play down the infamous four minute recording berating Francesco Schettino.
T-shirts with the phrase in Italian 'Vada a Bordo, Cazzo' (Get on board, damn it) were being snapped up for £12 after an enterprising online clothing store advertised them on the web.
Cazzo is not Italian for "damn it." It's the Italian word for a man's sexual organ, so a more literal translation would be, "Get back on board, you prick."
I guess the spirit of Thomas Bowdler is alive and well at The Daily Mail.
Here's a screen grab of the story, in case the newspaper changes it:
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Ouch Headline of the Day
"Father who forced the NHS to give him a sex change by doing it himself with a Stanley knife."
He...um...found a short cut that he took advantage of.
He...um...found a short cut that he took advantage of.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Off To the Reeducation Camp With Him
Time magazine editor Mark Halperin called President Obama "a dick" when asked his opinion of the President's performance during the Wednesday news conference.
Halperin is, no doubt, locked in an MSM cell at this very moment, feeding tube inserted, and large quantities of liberal Kool-Aid is being poured down his throat. He should be all better in a day or so.
h/t Jammie Wearing Fool.
update: Crybaby Obama sends his press secretary to whine about Halperin.
Jammie Wearing Fool says: If Halperin called Bush a “dick” he would have been given his own show on MSNBC before they even went to commercial break.
True enough.
Halperin is, no doubt, locked in an MSM cell at this very moment, feeding tube inserted, and large quantities of liberal Kool-Aid is being poured down his throat. He should be all better in a day or so.
h/t Jammie Wearing Fool.
update: Crybaby Obama sends his press secretary to whine about Halperin.
Jammie Wearing Fool says: If Halperin called Bush a “dick” he would have been given his own show on MSNBC before they even went to commercial break.
True enough.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
For Congressman Weiner
A little Mike Oldfield, I think:
Lyrics:
Mike Oldfield » Man In The Rain Lyrics
(music and lyrics by Mike Oldfield sung by Cara Dillon, Heather Burnett)
You're the one who's nearly breaking my heart.
Had your chance, you just threw it all away.
Living in a world that you could never be a part of
And never time to walk away.
[ Chorus ]
You can't stay, no, you can't stay.
You're no loser, there's still time to ride that train
And you must be on your way tonight.
Think anew right through, you're a man in the rain.
What's the use in hanging round these walls.
Lamps are burning, but nobody's at home.
There's a new day dawning as a cold rain falls
And now's the time to walk alone.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
Had it all, threw it all away.
Now's the time to walk away.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
Threw it all away, threw it all away
And now's the time to walk away.
Lyrics:
Mike Oldfield » Man In The Rain Lyrics
(music and lyrics by Mike Oldfield sung by Cara Dillon, Heather Burnett)
You're the one who's nearly breaking my heart.
Had your chance, you just threw it all away.
Living in a world that you could never be a part of
And never time to walk away.
[ Chorus ]
You can't stay, no, you can't stay.
You're no loser, there's still time to ride that train
And you must be on your way tonight.
Think anew right through, you're a man in the rain.
What's the use in hanging round these walls.
Lamps are burning, but nobody's at home.
There's a new day dawning as a cold rain falls
And now's the time to walk alone.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
Had it all, threw it all away.
Now's the time to walk away.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
How's it feel when there's time to remember?
Branches bare, like the trees in November.
[ Repeat Chorus ]
Threw it all away, threw it all away
And now's the time to walk away.
Monday, June 06, 2011
The Suspense Is Terrible...
...I hope it lasts.*
*Quote taken from here. (Unfortunately, embedding disabled.)
And really, doesn't Weinergate call for its own Oompa Loompa song?
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I have another riddle for you
Oompa Loompa doopa doo dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you show off your dick?
Unwelcome attention from that Breitbart prick.
It would have been better to keep it well hid;
Now the whole world knows what you did!
The USA is laughing!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo,
If you are modest, you will go far;
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa loompity do!
Loompity doo!
*Quote taken from here. (Unfortunately, embedding disabled.)
And really, doesn't Weinergate call for its own Oompa Loompa song?
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I have another riddle for you
Oompa Loompa doopa doo dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you show off your dick?
Unwelcome attention from that Breitbart prick.
It would have been better to keep it well hid;
Now the whole world knows what you did!
The USA is laughing!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo,
If you are modest, you will go far;
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa loompity do!
Loompity doo!
Monday's Place To Be
Breitbart's Big Journalism, where Congressman Anthony Weiner is being subjected to the Chinese Water Torture.
I wish I had a penny for every hit that the the Big Journalism website takes today. Andrew Breitbart must be laughing his ass off at this point.
update: I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
update 2: Hitchens weighs in.
I wish I had a penny for every hit that the the Big Journalism website takes today. Andrew Breitbart must be laughing his ass off at this point.
update: I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
update 2: Hitchens weighs in.
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