Chris Muir's Day By Day

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Don't Be Pissing Off the Gypsies...

...or the gypsies will make it difficult for you to piss.

Did gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22.

A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.

Police brought a busy dual carriageway to a standstill today to hunt for a penis after he was discovered severely injured at the side of the A-road.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning, Cleveland Police have confirmed. It has been reported that the man was seen searching in undergrowth.

A member of staff at Asda close to where the incident happened said he heard the man had suffered the horrendous injury to his groin.


Well, I guess he can get a job with the EPA now:

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Yeah, they DO take things personal... And Gypsies are NOT people to fool with...