Headline of the Day

"What Was Dripping Down Christina Aguilera’s Legs Two Days Ago?"

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Treasure Blog: The Kaiser's Urinal

Still at the bottom of the Baltic Sea, actually.

Wish I had a photo of it. Oh, well.

A WHAT? Ooo, Ick!

Thanksgiving Haley holds a backyard touch-football game cum barbecue.

A cum barbecue? WTF?

I know what he's trying to say, of course, but when you use that particular word (it's Latin, by the way), you should italicize it, just as you would any other Latin phrase embedded in an English-language sentence:

Thanksgiving Haley holds a backyard touch-football game-cum-barbecue.

And, as much as I love barbecue, I don't think I'd be willing to try cum barbecue. Don't think you could barbecue it, anyway. Maybe mix it with cornmeal and fry it up as a hushpuppy. Not that I'd be willing to try even that.

The Wrong Spot To Urinate

A tourist from Texas was attacked by a crocodile while urinating at a lagoon near Cancun.

I guess the crocodile was of the John Vernon variety:

The King of the Prison Toilets

His name is Audie Murphy, believe it or not.

Did You Know...

...that the German word for a man who sits down to urinate is sitzpinkler? And that they don't use it in a complimentary way? Neither did I.

h/t Amy Alkon at the Advice Goddess Blog.

I think I just found the perfect name for an EverQuest character...

*laughs uproariously*

It's Raining

A 28-year-old man on an airplane flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu has been arrested for urinating on a fellow passenger.



Can you guess the sly movie reference in the title? Hint: